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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Saw a skinny dude come into BK with a whale of a wife. I actually felt bad for him. No amount of love can make having sex with that a pleasurable experience. Call me an *******, but if you're married to someone then I think you should have the decency to not completely let yourself go, unless they do too.
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I used to play cards with a couple like that. You simply can't make this **** up. He was missing all his front teeth, which made his redneck-bonics even more unintelligible. She had one of those white trash names that I still can't forget over a decade later. It's never the important things my brain tends to remember, but it'll never forget "Fantasia."
I wonder if she still has those white-rimmed sunglasses she stole from me. I really miss those.
