Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Was at a bar pretty drunk with an Irish co-worker on St. Patty's Day ages ago and he was flirting with a hottie. Of course he brought up his Irish heritage to her. She says, "Is it true what they say about Irish men?". Without missing a beat he replies, "Hey, I might not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise hell with the sides."

And yes, they left together.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.