Because that sort of cheesy machismo is what defines "pro" wrestling.
I'd wear all leather, maybe some spikes, a huge mullet and of course enter the arena on a motorcycle. My finisher would involve a giant toy hammer bought at the local Dragon's Lair store.
This one would be acceptable too, but only because the vocals are awesome in a way that also makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Seems ridiculous enough for the WWE.
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