I will have successfully formed my own religion worshipping the late Dale Earnhardt (I already have a militant riding in the Southern United States), I will successfully divert all church funds away from the Earnhardt family and into my pockets. I really don't care one way or another about Dale Earnhardt however I know how easily Southerners are misled. Religion is the only way to become FILTHY rich, and yes I am a genius.
The whole worshipping of false idols is a big grey area and I am determined to profit from it.