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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Went disc golfing yesterday and had a fart that went bad. Thankfully there were portapotties handy. But about ten minutes later my butt just started burning like a mother****er. Long story short I was forced to go to work today with a raging ass rash (my manager wouldn't let me call out).
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I had a tournament to go to yesterday morning, and I couldn't get off the toilet, thanks to a bunch of food from a surprise birthday party the night before. I almost didn't make the tee-off. Thank God for outhouses and port-a-johns strewn all over the course. Also, I played kinda shi
tty.