Originally Posted by Plankton

I had a tournament to go to yesterday morning, and I couldn't get off the toilet, thanks to a bunch of food from a surprise birthday party the night before. I almost didn't make the tee-off. Thank God for outhouses and port-a-johns strewn all over the course. Also, I played kinda shitty.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

I'm not even mad. Seriously I'm not. You're a good dude, and I think and hope you'll become something good