Originally Posted by Plankton

Our new neighbor hit my car while it was parked the other day (welcome to the neighborhood, asshole), the belt on my dryer took a shit, and now the touchscreen in my SUV is going haywire... and I turned 50. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

...I'm gonna need a reboot...

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.