The only time I ever offered to suck a guy's dick was if a gay friend of mine would be willing to camp out overnight in front of The Boston Garden in order to score good seats for an Aerosmith New Years Eve concert.
He knew I was joking but at least I actually said the words to his face.
I ended up with nosebleed seats but it was still a great show.
Eat the rich baby!
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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