Led Zeppelin - Inventing heavy metal without being metal.
Meat Loaf - Motorcycles made of cheese.
Def Leppard - When potential badassness flushes away...
Scorpions - Polished, but metal.
Kansas - Yes infused sea shanties.
Alice Cooper - Scary but not scary
Fleetwood Mac - Too popular for pop.
Genesis - The medieval age lives on.
Pink Floyd - We'll still call ourselves prog, bitch.
Soundgarden - Everybody was... FOPPIN'!
Grunge - Whiny teenagers playing punk metal
Shoegaze - Noisy and distroted, atmospheric and beautiful.
Punk - Classical symphonies in 3 chords.
Post-hardcore - Punk symphonies in more chords.
Alternative - Where punk succeeds today.
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