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Old 09-19-2016, 01:41 PM   #39515 (permalink)
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Not a trendy atheist like the rest of your friends? Finding it hard to discuss what religion you have without being an outsider, but you're not willing to let go of what defines whether you're religious or not?

Well have I got a neat phrase for you. When you tell someone that you're "spiritual but not religious," it gives you the mystique of all more obscure religions whole distancing you from the dreadly nuns and pastors that people associate with religion.

Purchase vocal chords for uttering this phrase at prices starting at $25 USD. Call now and we'll upgrade you to our "grow a pair and be decisive and honest about your beliefs" package, which entails you becoming an adult.

Call now at (555)-YOU-SUCK.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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