09-19-2016, 09:00 PM
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A.B.N.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NY baby
Posts: 11,455
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Originally Posted by Frownland
Not a trendy atheist like the rest of your friends? Finding it hard to discuss what religion you have without being an outsider, but you're not willing to let go of what defines whether you're religious or not?
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah
IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle
The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
You're a terrible dictionary.
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