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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger
Serves you right for ordering a twat-tail...
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It was a 30 minute drive home and at this stage it takes very little alcohol before my speech gets noticeably slurry, even though I'm not that buzzed. Ain't worth the gamble.
And if it helps me get some of my penis back, I did about a fifth of rum and got ripped once we got home.