Intro was too long; did not read.
I did skim, however... bad pun in first paragraph... yada yada yada... something about guitar hero... yada... then he asked how I'm doing...
Well, this mother****ing ant just bit my lower lip, while I was folding ****ing laundry. How the **** does an ant find its way to my face when I've been indoors for the last seven hours?!!
Anyway, welcome to MB
