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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Listens almost exclusively to dad rock. (not true)
Watches all the sports that are culturally acceptable. (semi-true)
Bitches about politics as a hobby rather than a way to change anything. (100% true)
Talks about "the good ol' days" constantly cause those days are now behind him. (50% true)
Thinks Led Zeppelin are the be all and end all of popular music. (Abso-****ing-lutely)
Obsesses over blondes. (ditto)
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And I was playing video games long before you discovered masturbation.
At the age of 4 I'm told.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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