1. Picked up a girl (and dated her) by making a cheeseburger "talk"
2. Converted a lesbian (well, she was interested in me, she still nails chicks)
3. Shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
4. Heard a man argue against legislation on the ground of the following: "BUt what about the crack babbies? They need that crack to live"
5. Finished a Triathlon
6. Got offered a job as piano tech for Pat Metheny (sp?)
7. Had a play I wrote produced
8. Had a pair of scissors go through one side of my foot and poke out the otherside, requireing me to go to the hospital (super bowl night)
9. Had a child named after me (its not my own, but man do I wish it was)
10. Have been rejected by the woman I wanted to marry...twice.
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