1) Elbowed Johnny Vegas in the stomach by accident, and he apologised, then gave me his autograph.
2) Met Dermot O'Leary, rode on my bus with him, and got his Autograph.
3) Slipped on ice and knocked an old lady over, breaking her hip.
4) Wrote a car off with my bicycle and didn't hurt myself.
5) Got knocked over by a crane.
6) Set my bed alight with a faulty television remote.
7) Fell 'up' the stairs, went head-over-heels, and landed in the bathtub.
8) Kicked a policeman in the shin, while turning around.
9) Switched off a lamp-post by accidentally running into it.
10) ....And I can't think of anything else.....
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