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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey
Ten minutes to eat a candy bar? How ****ing big was it?
Are you sure it wasn't a cock?
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I can't be sure how long she was out there, but I'm pretty sure I saw the porch light on when I was either going to, and/or coming back from taking a ****. Then I went to smoke a cig a little later and it was still on. I went to turn it off thinking she'd accidentally left it on, only to see her car lights on, so I went outside and she got out with a Snickers in hand. Was weird as hell.