oh god, it's that time of the year again, kids are showing up on my doorstep trick or treating....and ladies and gentlemen, in croatia, it's not just one night,oh no, it's a month and a half of this bullshit.....and you know what uncle adidasss does?
Kids:" hewow, twick ow tweet!!
Adidasss:* stares for a moment........shuts the door in their face utterly unimpressed*
i just had one of the more bizzare incounters with these money grubbing little pests. it's 9 o'clock in the evening, i'm very much sleep deprived and have a headache and am generally not feeling too perky, when i hear the doorbell. who could this be? i open the door and a teenager wearing his usual school clothes and a crap mask strapped to his face ( i mean c'mon, he could have at least tried to impress me ) suddenly starts singing and tap dancing in front of me ( i told you it was bizzare ).....so ok, i say, i won't interrupt the guy in his little act....unfortunately, it dragged on too long ....so i just shut the door in the middle of his little routine.....i ain't got time for this....
you would think that they would learn after 8 years of doors being slammed in their face....kids, gotta love 'em...ever so hopefull, but uncle adidasss is here to teach them one of lifes most valuable lessons.....LIFE'S A BITCH AND I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU NO MONEY!! NOW FUCK OFF!
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