I wanted one of those... you know... 1970s commercial floor sweepers that every office building has kicking around in the back? These buggers:
(Tacky 70s rug sold separately)
None of those fancy new "removable pads" you have to replace every damn time you use it... just a no-frills dual brush manual sweeper for floors and oriental rugs.
BAM
Best-selling non-electric by miles on both eBay and Amazon. Hundreds of 5-star ratings from customers who use it for dog hair, cat hair, back hair... whatever you've got.
$24 and free shipping. See? I can buy
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