Chula Vista

The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

Being a man < being a woman.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”