Originally Posted by Chula Vista

The forked tongue leak is the worst. You aim north but end up streaming both northeast and northwest simultaneously. In a split second you have to decide which stream has the bigger flow - that you'll aim in the bowl while the lesser flow leaks all over the floor.

All this while still half asleep and with snot in your eyes.

Being a man < being a woman.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.