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WWWP · 12-16-2016, 06:59 PM

I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with ****ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog

Edit:
I'm posting this from the ****ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.

12-16-2016, 06:59 PM	#41709 (permalink)
WWWP county fair energy Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,775	I'm at my bf's work holiday party at this fancy old white folk "villa" and there are three of us that have been sitting at the table reserved for eight for an hour and a half and everybody is getting all uptight like "if there's only three of you we have to move you to a smaller table" and we're like "ok but we are still expecting the other people..." and my anxiety is at a level ten because I can't make small talk with **ing Jane from accounting any longer so I just keep drinking wine and eating the free bread and we are the talk of the kitchen and I didn't even want to be here in the first place and I miss my dog Edit: I'm posting this from the **ing bathroom (which I've visited six times since we got here). Please send help.