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Originally Posted by Paedantic Basterd
I'm always drunk before dinner at banquets or reunions. It's the only way I can tolerate people.
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My neighbor died on Thanksgiving, and his kids had a get together at his house for a bunch of old friends and I ended up there. Barely knew anybody, they were almost exclusively older, nobody appeared to be a minimum wage ****, so I stayed quiet as **** until the rum and cokes started to take effect. Then the night took an upturn.