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Old 12-24-2016, 12:26 PM   #41749 (permalink)
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At work today a girl was talking about how she had a strange craving for yogurt and only yogurt and I implied that she was pregnant. She then informed me that she knew she wasn't because she was on her period. This is the same girl that asked me in front of everyone if I'd be into pegging. If I had human emotions I'd be smitten.
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