Originally Posted by Frownland

I was drunk and tired from a long day at work (I had two Lagunitas Imperial Stouts while waiting for my ride after leaving work, as detailed in the drinking thread). When my ride picked me up we went to a Jack in the Box to get a couple of waters and use the restroom there, we ended up getting a couple of tacos each. When I walked out to the car, I thought I was standing on sidewalk when I twisted the absolute **** out of my ankle on the curb of a goddamn ramp (**** diplomats acting on behalf of the disabled trying to bring me down to their level, that's low guys). I have a pretty high pain tolerance but this was some rough **** dude. I had to lay on the ground for a good five minutes before just deciding to have my mate drive me home.

Forty five minute drive, we get home, smoke a ********satan'sjuicy*******filling amount of herb. Then unfortunately I had my friend head out because I just couldn't relax with all this pain that I'm feeling (I haven't seen him since October and he's one of my all around best mates).

So I'm absolutely trashed on the tail end of an ice bath with a bandage on my foot, listening to some comfort music.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail