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Old 01-03-2017, 02:23 AM   #293 (permalink)
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2016 In Review

So, where do I begin? I guess I'll start with my personal life.... or maybe not. I don't want to start on a depressing note. I'll start with music.

So I didn't listen to that much new music this year. Brant Bjork had album of the year with Tao Of the Devil. Great album.



Worst album of the year goes to the boring ass American Football album. Fuck that ****ty ass album.

The album that had me the happiest to find this year was... this!



And the lyrics were great too.
Quote:
We gonna do the damn thing so I hope y'all ready
Savage Man's gonna rip the microphone like confetti
And rock steady you should've never got me started
In this rap game now y'all are dearly departed
That's retarded a wrestler comin' off like this
One that's lyrically inclined with a mic in his fist
It's the Savage man with the master plan
I gotcha wavin' ya hands saying That's My Jam
Now everybody's kind shocked and amazed that
Macho Man's got yo head in a daze and
I'm bout to start a brand new rap craz cuz
I'll crush ya in the ring as well as the stage
So everybody come on put ya hands up high
Cuz we're coming with a sound that you can't deny
It's the M-A/-C-H/-O-M/A-N
No I'm not playin' I got the place in mayhem
Did he call himself retarded?

Spoiler for Depressing:
As for my personal life, not very good. Broke up with my girlfriend. Four months later we got back together for her just to suddenly stop talking to me with no explanation.

My depression just keeps getting worse and my physical pain is getting worse.

I was born with flat feet which causes me to have ankle issues. And my ankles have gotten so bad that I can hardly walk without wincing in pain. I used to be a runner in high school and I was decent enough and now when I run the bottoms of my feet feel like they're going to pop.

The constant pain caused a few relapses in my drug use. Luckily only one of those had any after effects.

My job has gotten to the point where I just want to end my life going into work. I've made jewelry my whole life. Ever since I was little. Now I'm 20 and want nothing more then too end doing it. But if I do I'll have too move back in with my parents cause I will not be able to pay for my apartment. So I'm stuck there.

So I'm in constant pain, hating my job, and no girl that I'm ****ing. Yeah, no wonder my depression is getting worse with each breath....


In wrasslin' we had an... odd year. AJ Styles had a terrific year. After a decent series of matches with Jericho. AJ faced Roman Reigns in a series of matches that were just awesome. I think AJ has been the one person to make Reigns look like a million bucks. AJ also had a great series of matches with John Cena and Dean Ambrose. Leading up to him winning the WWE title in under a year.

The only person who could of have had a better year was Finn Balor... Could of. He debuted on the main roster on his birthday winning a fatal four way match then pinning Roman Reigns clean. Then goes to summerslam to become the inaugural WWE Universal champion. Then in the match with Rollins he gets injured. Being shelved denying us what could of been an incredible debut.

TNA looked like it was going to close it's doors but managed to find a way to stay afloat. Broken Matt Hardy has started to bring the company some success. DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!

Bullet Club added Adam Cole, Bone Soldier, Cody formerly known as Rhodes, Hangman Page, and Tanga Roa. At the current rate that new members are being added it seems that Bullet Club might become another NWO. That makes me sad.

WWE is strange. They have all these awesome wrestlers who are all incredible. Then they turn around and manage to produce **** storylines. Do with that what you will.
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