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Old 01-06-2017, 11:42 PM   #22927 (permalink)
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A bee hive falls into a pool of piranhas in the backyard of a sunny suburban home. The pool has chlorine or whatever in it so the piranhas are dead and most of the bees drown. With no queen to protect the survivors flee to a nearby park and terrorize a family on a picnic. A boy of four years is allergic and ends up in the ER. He gloats about his survival through his twenties until he gets stung again, this time on the throat during a date. He dies before the paramedics arrive. The bees from the picnic are killed by pest control. After killing all the bees, pest control guy Steve gets a turkey sandwich. The End.

I was gonna stop after the first sentence and complain about how ridiculous ofva prompt that was but writing that was actually pretty fun. I don't think ive ever said this before but thanks batlord.

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