Originally Posted by elphenor

I drove my sister to the airport today when I first parked I did a shoddy job and went in crooked next to this expensive car (I couldn't even tell you the brand idgaf)

I had roll down the window and ease back for like 15 minutes because I did not want to so much as touch this thing

I then elected to park somewhere else as the mere proximity of my clunker to this guy's hot rod would be enough to catch blame for any scuffs

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

You won't be able to see anything for my giant bush. It's like a fig tree, reaches all the way to my sternum