Originally Posted by elphenor

You know when you're texting a girl and trying to beat out whoever else is in her phone it's like trying out your stand up routine

I think I might be winning this time jokes are landing

I am interesting and fun pls I swear

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail