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Old 01-12-2017, 02:24 PM   #42319 (permalink)
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So, been doing the Tens EMS therapy these past couple of days. I have two pads stuck to my left ass cheek right where the pain is the worst. Not exactly a sensitive area and yet I can't turn the thing up past 3 - 3.5. The highest setting is 8. I'm sitting here with my ass getting zapped with this pulsating sensation that starts out ok but borders on really hurting when it peaks - and trying to imagine what it would feel like sticking a pad to each of my nuts and just diming the thing! Maybe I'll just try my nipples on around 5.
Dude, don't be stupid. Of course you have to stick it on your nuts. And please video tape it.
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