Originally Posted by innerspaceboy

- Chilled with Doctor Demento

- Sockhead

- Frühead

- Had TMBG's Dial-a-Song service on speed dial

- Registered Close Personal Friend of Al and pre-ordered the upcoming "Weird Al" complete vinyl discography packaged in a full-scale accordion. Because reasons.

- Was asked to join a 350-pound mullet-headed comedy singer named Shoebox on stage at Nipplepalooza for his hit, "Pacman is Naked and So Should You" as I was dressed in full regalia as PacDaddy: The Pac-Man Pimp.

Originally Posted by Neward Thelman

"SMOKE CRACK MUDA****KKA"

I'll check that dictionary, but in the meantime I'm impressed - as is everyone else in the world - by your eloquence, obvious accomplishments and success, and the evidence of your blazingly high intelligence.

Originally Posted by Frownland

He just doesn't have a mind so closed that it rivals Blockbuster.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I own the mail