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Old 02-07-2017, 02:23 PM   #84 (permalink)
Chiomara
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Originally Posted by EPOCH6 View Post
My buddies refer to me as a techneck, a rare hybrid between a redneck and a nerd.

Nerd credentials:
- I'm a telecommunications lab technician by trade
- I spent many years producing and DJ'ing electronic music
- I'm a huge fan of cyberpunk
- I've logged over a thousand hours in Garry's Mod
- I don't date

Redneck credentials:
- I daily drive a beat to **** classic Chevy pickup
- I weekend drive a beat to **** classic three wheeler
- I live in an illegal suite built into the top of a barn converted into an auto shop
- I'm a huge fan of classic country and blues
- I spend as much of my free time as possible in the mountains poppin' wheelies, doing burnouts, and searching for abandoned mines, caves, cabins, and industrial buildings to snoop around in
Your life sounds pretty great. A barn loft sounds amazing.

I feel like not dating shouldn't be a nerd credential anymore-- I mean, dating is terrible, why would anyone want to do it on purpose??
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