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Old 01-27-2006, 01:34 AM   #135 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants
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tommy, and sara are walking down the street talking about random things that jr.high kids talk about. when tommy get a intresting idea.

tommy: sara want to go to your house?
sara: no tommy you know i can't have boys over
tommy: please sara please?
sara: alright but only in the porch

then in the house just standing there..

tommy: sara we should go up stairs
sara: i can't have boy's up stairs
tommy: please! sara please?
sara: fine but only in the hall way

now in the hall way while tommy looks around

tommy: we should go in your room
sara: no, my God! i can't have boy's in my room
tommy: please! sarah please!
sara: fine

now in sara's room sitting there... tommy jumps up fast with a idea!

tommy: sara we should take off our clothes
sara: NO! tommy are you crazy i can't see a boy naked, its wrong
tommy: please sara please
sara: fine tommy! but nothings going to happen

tommy: sara we should get under the covers in your bed
sara: no tommy i can't be in the bed with a boy, i'll get in trouble
tommy: please sara please
sara: fine tommy!

tommy: sara can i poke my finger in your belly button?
sara: no tommy, no
tommy: pleaes sara please
sara: fine!

sara: ah tommy thats not my belly button
tommy: surprise surprise thats not my finger
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