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Old 02-20-2017, 11:10 AM   #43157 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista View Post
Between all of my physical ills, I haven't been able to take a shower in like 11 days. Now I don't do anything to actually sweat so I don't have the classic BO thing, but I'm starting to emit this slight stench like a moldy dish rag. I think I'm going to go with it for a few more days just to see where it ends up.
Just brace yourself when you finally wash your balls. I don't know why but if you've reached a funk critical mass then washing your junk emits a smell that's uncannily like burning rubber... not that I would know...
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