How many men does it take to open a beer can?
None, it should be open when your bitch gives it to you!
how do you stop a black man from drowning?
Take your foot of his head!
how do stop a black man from drowning?
shoot him before he hits the water!
a plane is flying along normally until one of the engines blows out and its sent plunging towards the ground. A woman realising that this is her last chance to have sex before she dies, gets up and asks"who here can make me feel like a real woman one last time?" at this point everyone just stares at her in silence. The woman begins to scream and yell" WHO HERE WILL MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN ONE LAST TIME!!!!" At this point a man jumps out of his seat, tears off his shirt and says" HERE IRON THIS!!!!"
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