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Chula Vista · 02-25-2017, 12:31 PM

Shortly after we moved here Linda and I went out to a local Mexican joint. Great food, killer band, and lots of drinks. Next thing I know I'm doing tequilla shots with the band and getting absolutely blitzed, while they are openly flirting with my wife. Round after round until finally I stepped in and broke it all up. Band packs up and leaves and Linda pays off our tab.

1. Never try to keep up with Mexicans while drinking tequilla.
2. Never leave the side of your sexy wife while drinking with Mexicans.
3. Never let Mexicans realize that you have an open tab going.

Next morning I find out the bill was like $300.

**** it. BUILD THE DAMN WALL!

02-25-2017, 12:31 PM	#43358 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Shortly after we moved here Linda and I went out to a local Mexican joint. Great food, killer band, and lots of drinks. Next thing I know I'm doing tequilla shots with the band and getting absolutely blitzed, while they are openly flirting with my wife. Round after round until finally I stepped in and broke it all up. Band packs up and leaves and Linda pays off our tab. 1. Never try to keep up with Mexicans while drinking tequilla. 2. Never leave the side of your sexy wife while drinking with Mexicans. 3. Never let Mexicans realize that you have an open tab going. Next morning I find out the bill was like $300. **** it. BUILD THE DAMN WALL! __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”