How the **** did being stoned become slang?
"Bro you look like someone threw rocks at your face for an hour, you smoked some pot didn't you?"
"Ja dude I'm stoned as ****."
"But you're high, right?"
"Ja."
"You didn't have any rocks thrown at you?"
"Well ja there were some when I was on my way home from work but I look like this cause I'm high man."
"Oh right on. Stoned. Hm."
"Yup. Stoned."
*they look in each other's eyes for a second before intensely making out*
That's how I picture it at least.
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