Originally Posted by Trollheart

FBI Agent: "Now Homer, your new name is Mister Thompson. When I say Hello Mister Thompson, you say Hello. So let's try it"
Homer: "Ok."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
FBI agent: "Remember now, your name is Thompson."
Homer: "Check."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)

(much time passes)

FBI agent: "Now remember, when I say Hello Mister Thompson and push down on your foot, you say Hello."
Homer: "Got it."
FBI agent: "Hello Mister Thompson."
(Homer looks blank)
Homer (to other agent): "I think he's talking to you."