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Old 01-29-2006, 05:46 PM   #80 (permalink)
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my cocksucker of a dog bit me for christmas, the fucker develops amnesia every time i come back home, has no idea who i am, so i go to pet him, and he's fine, i scratch his ass and he suddenly remembers that he "doesn't know me" , starts growling and before i know it he's got my hand is his jaws!
i fucking hate him now.....
i bet he's gonna develope amnesia this summer too when i'm the only one arround and i'm eating a candy bar....oh yeah....but i'll remember.....you can bet your ass i will......
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