>be me
>walk outside to smoke a cigarette
>light cig
>sit down
>take a long drag
>go to pull cig from lips
>don't put enough pressure on cig
>accidentally run thumb and forefinger down length of cig
>grasp burning cherry between fingers and rip it off
>flail in burned panic
>frantically brush cherry from shoe
>find cherry on the ground
>relight cig with cherry like MacGyver
>finish cig like the woman doing yard work next door saw nothing
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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