Goofle: for so many reasons. 1, to annoy Batty and rob his idea. 2, because it's cool. 3, it suits me, me who is always getting tl;dr comments on his posts and 4, it makes me look like I'm posting something then running away laughing: can't catch me!
Oh, yours is interesting, but, y'know, shrug: 5/10 I guess
Isbjorn: Don't really get it? Germany? Why are you telling everyone to **** off? 3/10
Ki: love it. 10/10