Three tips for growing a great beard:
1. Do not ask Frowny for advice.
2. Grow it for a few weeks then shave. Wash, rinse, and repeat, a number of times.
3. Do not ask Frowny for advice.
Seriously, you're never going to get a full man beard unless you grow and shave a few times. It really does come in thicker each time.
DJ, here's your twin.