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Old 05-09-2017, 05:38 PM   #126 (permalink)
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I Snuck My Parents Shrooms In A Planetarium And Now We Don’t Go To Church

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I’ve been trying to come up with a way to get my parents to stop forcing me to go to church, and felt like educating them on the Catholic Church’s inconsistent dogma and troubling inner history wasn’t doing enough. That said, I really didn’t think that introducing them to any new, less-insidious religions would help either, so I did what any son would do in this circumstance—I snuck shrooms into their lunches before we visited a planetarium
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