Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Varg Vikernes; born Kristian Vikernes, 11 February 1973; legally Louis Cachet,is a Norwegian musician and writer. In 1991, he founded the one-man music project Burzum, which is considered one of the most influential black metal acts. Three years later, he was convicted of murder and arson, and subsequently served over 14 years in prison.

Batlord: I love Louis. I want to suck his dick. He's a god.

Chula: No. Louis if a ****ing prick and criminal. His music was extremely derivative and basically sucked IMO. He's become some sort of weird black metal icon, but in reality he's simply a wanna be icon and a criminal.

Give me 10 minutes and I'll record the best Burzum song ever.

Originally Posted by grindy

Just don't piss in his mouth or shove stuff in his dick. He tends to frown upon that.