MOMMA said be a doctor
She always though I’d make a good GP
But when there’s a bug around I’m always first to get it
That’s why I’d never want to be a medic
POPPA said be an accountant
Because looking after money will make you rich
But all those numbers make my eyes itch
I’ll never sail the wide accountancy
My BROTHER said start up a website
Become a dot com business type
But HTML is my idea of hell
Me and computers don’t get on very well
YOUR MOTHER says I should be a pornstar
And I have to say that I agree
After I’ve got the tools
A twelve inch knob and massive balls
Getting laid can be my trade
Two hundred pounds an hour just for humping away
Easy work
With plenty of perks
You meet a lot of girls and don’t have to wear a shirt
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