Originally Posted by Chiomara

Woke myself up laughing really hard in my sleep because in my dream I had just read some article (filled with paparazzi photos and all) announcing that Patti Smith and Taylor Swift were dating. In the photos they were wearing matching 70s pantsuits, and you could just barely make out St. Vincent's face in the background scowling at them, indicating that she had been jilted by one of them somehow which made it even more hilarious to me. (The article headline was something Buzzfeed-y like "POWER LESBIAN LOVE TRIANGLE??? OMG!")
(Usually I don't have such mundane dreams, but I don't mind them.) I then went back to sleep briefly and dreamed I was in a small border town in Texas hiding in a ditch because I was worried I was becoming a zombie.