'The truth is ugly like cellulite please don't publicly parade it'
'Life is a road, full of turn-offs, short sprints and long rungs. We'll deal with it as it comes, if i lose my way i'll follow you, because today's not yesterday I guess tomorrow will do'
'It's a fast food world; I fear that I'm a die gluttoning. But life is like John Howard too short to waste time worrying.'
'I never said if something's on my mind anyway, cause ideas are like cars; they get stolen everyday'
'Mimed a rhyme to an old man, he said 'Boy now I've seen it all'.
'The world's an ugly place filled with beautiful women, and people who love music but lack suitable rythym. What a computer will give them that an instrument won't.'