Some police-themed ones:
A mysterious hole has appeared in the middle of Main Street. Police are looking into it.
The theft of the police dogs from the 19th Precinct has left police baffled. They admit they have no leads.
Responding to the removal during the night of their toilets from the station, police commented "We have nothing to go on."
A spate of robberies at shellfish restaurants has rocked the city in the last two weeks. Police have appealed for clam.
Police admit it is proving difficult to investigate the robbery at the School for the Blind, as no eye-witnesses have come forward.
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