i beleive my favorite was when the joker killed robin and the oracle...then batman got his revenge big time!!! i f-ing love batman!!!
i also hate superman, so i also liked it much when Doomsday killed superman!!! i think i cried a single tear!
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God said, "Let there be light." And Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
For fun, Chuck Norris likes to visit Veterinary Hospitals. When asked if he has a sick pet, Chuck Norris flexes and says, "These pythons are pretty sick." He then kisses his pecks until all the ladies explode with orgasmic fury.
They say Jesus was conceived immaculately because there are no words beautiful enough to describe Chuck Norris having sex.
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