06-23-2017, 06:25 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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Violent J: He he he
Oh **** he's here
Hi
Furniture Guy: Hi ya doing
Is this the right place for that furniture ahh?
Violent J: Yeah sure is come on in
Furniture Guy: Pretty nice place you got here, cobwebs are a nice touch, so that's the couch eh?
Violent J: Yeah we got some um take a look at the upholstery right there
Furniture Guy: That's pretty ****in nice I haven't seen whoa, you all right there?
Violent J: Excuse me, real upholstery
Furniture Guy: I ain't seen nothin like that since ****, like back in the-
*dude gets hit with a frying pan*
Violent J: Mother****er!
You want my couch?!
You mother****er!
I need your mother****in brain!
You can't have my couch!
What da the **** you thinking?!
Now come here you big fat muther****er get on the table!
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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